He's Emotional, She's Annoying, and We're All Crazy (2024)

"He's Emotional, She's Annoying, and We're All Crazy"
Season	Survivor: Gondwana - Battle of the Ages
Author	Kwaron60
Episode Number	2/13
Date Uploaded	Jun 29 2024
Episode Chronology
Previous	I Thought Australia Was in the Outback
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This is the second episode of Survivor: Gondwana - Battle of the Ages.

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Story[]

Night 3[]

In the background, crickets are heard chirping as the rainforest cover is shown, illuminated by the moonlight, otherwise pitch black. The Gumbany camp is shown as the five who survived tribal walk into camp. Missing is Janet, voted out 4-2 after Kenan flipped. Immediately, starting off the episode is a conf from Kenan that recaps the previous episode's tribal…

"Um….(sigh).....I just made the biggest mistake of my life. (rubs face) I'm such an overthinker that it kills me, and it definitely ruined my entire game tonight. And it's only day 3. (sigh) I'm the one that made the plan for Janet to stay. And now, like…bro….I'm so done. Htay I know is pissed at me. I couldn't help myself, I got so anxious hearing Tobi and Chance saying they were 100% voting Janet. I was like, no, I'm making a mistake, I can't go to rocks this early, I can't leave cause of a rock. And I chickened out of my own plan. '(sigh) I just want to sleep tonight and wake up at home. I can't believe I did that. All I want to do is turn back time and fix this…(big sigh)..."

Kenan Sharpe

The tribe is standing around the fire

Htay: Kenan, you (expletive) up.

Felicia: Can someone explain why I got two votes, like, what the (expletive)?

Tobi: Uuum….I'm like, really confused….

Kenan sighs

Felicia: I got two votes!!

Htay: I voted you. Kenan told me to.

Kenan: Look….

Htay: Kenan had a plan to take out Felicia cause he wanted to keep Janet.

Felicia: You wanted me out over HER??

Kenan: Htay….can I talk to you in private…

Htay: No, let's do this (expletive) here, bro, let the tribe know you (expletive) lied.

Felicia: So I'm just supposed to forgive everyone for voting for me over Janet?? Who SUCKS?

Tobi: I'm confused….like, Htay said he was voting Janet…..

Chance: He lied, bro.

A lightbulb goes off in Tobi's head

Tobi: Oohh……

Felicia: But why tho??

Htay: Cause I wanted to help the underdog. I wanted to help Janet. Kenan made the plan and then he lied, bro. You don't do that (expletive) and get away with it.

Kenan: Htay, can we talk privately, bro, I'm begging.

Htay: Come over here. Practice your answers, I ain't gon' go easy on you, and I ain't gon' forgive you tonight, bro, that's for sure.

Kenan: Alright, let's just….

Kenan sighs and the two walk off

"Kenan gave me his word and he went back on it. Not only that, bro, you're the one that made the plan. You don't do that (expletive). You don't cross me like that and get away with it. I ain't workin' with him no more. I ain't gon' trust him. He is out of the game next and he made me look like an idiot for voting Felicia by myself. That's not how you play. He lied about his school, he lied about the vote. He ain't my friend out here no more."

Htay Thaw

Htay and Kenan are now in the woods, Htay speaking very loudly….

Htay: Are you (expletive) for real, bro? The first vote? Showing everyone how much of a bitch you are?

Kenan: Listen, bro-

Htay: No, you (expletive) went back on your deal, I'm done. I'm done with this.

Kenan: Listen-

Htay: I ain't one to get played like that.

Kenan: I just got paranoid.

Htay: All you had to do was vote Janet, bro!

Kenan: But then what if Chance and Tobi didn't switch their votes?

Htay: You're the one that said to do it! To trust in our plan! If you don't got the balls to play then don't play! Go home!

Kenan sighs

Htay: My baby niece can play better than you, man! What the (expletive)!

Kenan: I want you to still trust me. I (expletive) up.

Htay: You did. I ain't gon' trust you again.

Kenan: Give me another chance, I'll prove myself-

Htay: Tonight was your chance to prove yourself, and you voted out Janet. You went back on your word. You can talk all you want at camp, but if you can't do (expletive) when that (expletive) pen's in's your hand, you ain't (expletive) to me, man!!

Kenan sighs

Kenan: I wanna take it back. I'm serious.

Htay: Well, what do you wanna do? Call Jeff?

Kenan (teary eyed): Bro, I…

Htay: Bro this, bro that, it don't mean nothin', man. You (expletive) up, and I ain't trustin' you ever again.

Kenan: I'm going to make it up to you. I promise.

Htay smacks his teeth

Kenan: And yeah, I'll admit it, I lied about my school, I graduated-

Htay: I don't (expletive) care.

Kenan: I understand.

Htay shakes his head as Kenan's confessional plays

"Htay is…(sigh)....rightfully mad at me. Unfortunately, I 100% know I am on the bottom now. Everyone thinks I'm an idiot and Janet told them all I graduated from Yale. Htay is not forgiving me, and he's the tribe leader of sorts so I know everyone will forget he voted Felicia and focus on me. I'm in deep, deep doodoo right now and if I don't get out, I'm next gone. I proved I am paranoid and unpredictable, but that's not the player I set out to be. That's not how I imagined this all going. So I gotta fight and claw my way out of this, cause I am not going down this early. (chokes up) I can't go this early, I've dreamed about this for too long."

Kenan Sharpe

After this, Chance and Htay are shown talking…

Htay: I swear, bro, I am 100% against Kenan right now, I lied to you today, but I have no reason to lie to you from now on. I hope you can forgive me.

Chance: You straight, bro.

They dap up

Htay: You are my number 1 right now, man. I think us strong guys can team up and we can put our heads together and get Kenan out of here.

Chance: I'm good with that. I'm votin' Yale at the next council.

Htay: You swear?

Chance: On everything, bro, Kenan's cooked.

Htay: And we're good?

Chance: We're good. Join me and the girls, we'll be fine.

Htay: Alright.

Chance: Alright.

They dap up again

"Easiest alliance ever. Htay is my number 1 now cause he is pissed at Mr. Yale. Yale is done. No one trusts him anymore. He got owned by Janet of all people. That's how you know it's dire. He's gonna have to do some major ass kissing or something, man, I don't know. No one trusts him. He has backstabbed everyone in three days, somehow. It's almost impressive. I don't think I've seen anyone tank themselves this hard this fast. I think it's major work to be able to pull that off. Hats off to Yale, man."

Chance Knapik

A shot of Kenan sighing is shown

Kenan: (expletive)....

(intro)

Tribal Council[]

Still in the Running[]

Author's Note[]